my ass could never survive a saw trap with my processing disorders like, sorry mr. saw what did you say after ‘I want to play a game’ I couldn’t understand
mr. saw do you think you could turn off the scary red lighting it’s just a little too overstimulating given the circumstance and I promise it’s very difficult for me to find the needle in the haystack under normal conditions thank you
mr. saw how long do I have to perform surgery on myself with this rusty needle, I don’t have my glasses and I am legally blind
“The average US president has been charged with 1.54 felonies” factoid isn’t true. The average US President has been charged with 0 felonies. Donald trump, who has been charged with 71, is a statistical outlier and should not have been counted
Felonies Donld is now up to 79 felonies, for a statistical average of 1.71 felonies per president